Thursday, December 25, 2008

Three Top Sex Scandals in 2008

#3. Madonna and A-Rod claim not to have slept together while Alex Rodriguez was married, but Madonna was emotionally close enough to the Yankees slugger to be named an "other woman" in his wife's divorce proceeding. They felt the ned to meet at a New York restaurant in secret. After the divorce, they flew all over the world together.
Maybe they really do just study Kaballah...

#2. John Edwards cheats on his cancer-stricken wife, lies about it. Edwards lied to the press, ran from National Enquirer reporters and hid in a bathroom, delayed any explanation for weeks and then issued a fishy, limited admission that, yes, he did screw former campaign videographer Rielle Hunter...

#1. Gov. Eliot Spitzer and his prostitute, Ashley Dupre, are busted. (Many people enjoyed the comeuppance of Holy McSmartypants, the former Wall Street-busting state attorney general turned arrogant governor. The feds got him, for whoring.)
One of Spitzer's hookers, Ashley Youmans -her stage name Ashley Alexandra Dupre - hooker name "Kristen") had a MySpace account, had made video for Girls Gone Wild as a teenager, had a song on the internet, for sale and had made a music video...
Eliot Spitzer was ahead of the twist in calling out the rotting uselessness of American financial institutions.

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